Attention, ladies and gentlemen. Nowadays, if you are still saying: "Oh My God", you are more outdated than an old folk! "Oh My God" is now officially out, and it is changed to "Oh My Lady Gaga"! So please, no more "Oh My God" in your life. Let me give you an example on how to use it: "Oh My Lady Gaga! I stepped on a dog shit!".
I need someone to replace me as the role of (main character) in our class's drama. I don't think I can take any of "those" anymore. So, every boy who wants to be famous, please come and find me. Thank you.